I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.
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Rainy Day Women #12 & 35.
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.
Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!
One if nobody is watching.
Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children
On and on anon.
because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.
Because it's a mini soda.
Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.
A footilada!
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Six women drivers.
seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one
Only 12. One for every month.
The night shift at Waffle House.
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
Because 12 13 14!
Because they're a diamond dozen
12 pirates.
Because he only had 12 followers.
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
All 12
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
A: After a dye job.
About 12 letters
A fungi to hang out with
Because to them it's boring.
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.
A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.
A dead baby.
Three blind mice !
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
12 Casualties
A full set of teeth.
12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
Because they're Master Baiters.
2 chairs and a half of a fish.
She goes to the bathroom.
Sat down !
She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
The part with the sail in it.
He had to close a sail
They both live off dead beetles
Haram bea
Cause seven eight ten.
Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.
With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)
A catameringue !
