What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

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Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

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What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!