What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

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What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.