Add 24 carrots
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You add 24 carrots.
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The night shift at Waffle House.
He put in 24 carrots.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
A shotgun shell.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.
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4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
He brought the wrong carrion.
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Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*
He was an Afghani-Stan.
A: "Would you like fries with that "
Why* would you like fries with that
L'Hospital.
He works it out with a pencil.
He answered: "Iran"
Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.
