Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

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What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!