Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.