Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.