What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.