How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"

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Somali Jokes More Somali Jokes

What's the fastest bird in the world?

The Somali chicken!

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending