How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

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Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections