How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

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When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.