How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections