How do mermaids have babies?

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

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How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.