How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

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Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.