How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

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How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.