What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings