What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.