What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord