What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas