What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

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What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord