What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!