How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

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What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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Why is this wet?

she asks. "Because it's below C level."

What would you say is your biggest flaw?

i step in in people's conversations" "i was asking *him*"

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How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up !

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Electrical Engineer Jokes More Electrical Engineer Jokes

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding