How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.

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How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

Electrical Engineer Jokes More Electrical Engineer Jokes

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.