How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What were the Crocodile Hunters last words?

You Irwin some you Irlose some" Then he dieded.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Electrical Engineer Jokes More Electrical Engineer Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding