How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Electrical Engineer Jokes More Electrical Engineer Jokes

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".