What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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How to end world hunger ?

By letting the hungry die.

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

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Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs