What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

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What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.