What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup