What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.