What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did the ireshmen say to the beer ?

I love you.....

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."