What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter?

Capitalization.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

Stalagmice !

Where do all the cutest electrons hang out?

A d orbital

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

Christmas Time Jokes More Christmas Time Jokes

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !