What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

Christmas Time Jokes More Christmas Time Jokes

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !