What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

Christmas Time Jokes More Christmas Time Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...