What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!

What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

How do you paint a wall with dead babies?

It depends how hard you throw them.

Christmas Time Jokes More Christmas Time Jokes

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !