What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

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What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !