What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

Unwrap Jokes More Unwrap Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!