What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

What do you tell a kid with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told him twice.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's a virgin's favorite Christmas song?

Single Bells"

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Unwrap Jokes More Unwrap Jokes

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !