Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
Storms off w/ his son, Kegger
He wanted to be cool.
A better son.
Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.
White children get immense joy after tearing one open
A drone
Look! No hands!
Every 28 days or so.
Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
So they can unwrap something for Christmas!