What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Previous Random Joke Next
Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Unwrap Jokes More Unwrap Jokes

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift