Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...