Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

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What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer