Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt