Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

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What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer