Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

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gt- () An investigator

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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An Alley-Gator

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What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer