Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What do you call a reptile detective ?

An investigator Sorry

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

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