What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.