What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"