What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator