How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

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Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing