Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Scroll Jokes More Scroll Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing