Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.