Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

How recognize a blonde's computer ?

There is correction fluid on screen.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Scroll Jokes More Scroll Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing