Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

How recognize a blonde's computer ?

There is correction fluid on screen.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

Scroll Jokes More Scroll Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.