Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

How recognize a blonde's computer ?

There is correction fluid on screen.

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

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What's the name of the rockstar who invented mouth ulcer gel?

Jon Bonjela!

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing