Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

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What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

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What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.