How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen
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There is correction fluid on screen.
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen
What are our scientists doing
Please wait...
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
He will tell you.
Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room
They'll tell you
He turns off the PlayStation.
It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.
A prick
They were making the PC screens unusable.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
He only wears Rolex around his waist.