How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen
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There is correction fluid on screen.
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen
What are our scientists doing
Please wait...
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
The Patriots
They only have one good ball.
A: Root position cords.
A casket
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
SINGLE
A pedometer
Forty feet of track - all straight!
Your nose
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
They're the ones with the little red hats.
A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide
Because he's a Wino-saur!