The screen stays black when you check the time.
Your partner has to chew before swallowing...
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold
Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.
Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
What are our scientists doing
How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen
It's already run out of battery.
It goes back four seconds.
Because he's a Wino-saur!
A lunchbox
