The screen stays black when you check the time.
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
A pork chop.
They keep saying check, mate.
A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Tooth-hurty!
It keeps you regular.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
It's already run out of battery.
A lunchbox
