Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

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What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.