Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.