Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.