Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.