What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

T Jokes More T Jokes

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon