What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

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What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded