What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.