What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

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What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor