What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

C Jokes More C Jokes

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

U.N. Jokes More U.N. Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!