How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What is the pirate's favourite letter?

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You take off their hats

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How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh