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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

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What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

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What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?