What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.