What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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Why is "Z" afraid of all of the other letters?

Because they're Not-Z's ( )

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!