Z Jokes

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

Why are X and Y fascist letters?

Because they're not Z's!

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

What's the most racist letter of the alphabet?

Not Z.

Why is "Z" afraid of all of the other letters?

Because they're Not-Z's ( )

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

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What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

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None. They already glow.

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

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What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

What is Mike Tyson's favorite song?

Down With The Thickness.