Z Jokes

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

Why are X and Y fascist letters?

Because they're not Z's!

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

What's the most racist letter of the alphabet?

Not Z.

Why is "Z" afraid of all of the other letters?

Because they're Not-Z's ( )

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Super Saiyan Jokes More Super Saiyan Jokes

What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich?

Ka-Mayomayo

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

Disk Jokes More Disk Jokes

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a