Z Jokes

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

Why are X and Y fascist letters?

Because they're not Z's!

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

What's the most racist letter of the alphabet?

Not Z.

Why is "Z" afraid of all of the other letters?

Because they're Not-Z's ( )

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

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What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What's the best part about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

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How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )