Disk Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

How Am I Doing?

I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.