Disk Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

A: Curly hare.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

Radius Z Jokes More Radius Z Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail