What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

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What is the best way to hunt bear?

With your clothes off

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

Guitar Player Jokes More Guitar Player Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music