What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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How Am I Doing?

I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.