Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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Take highwhey.

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He juiced...

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.