Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

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What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

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How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.