Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

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What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

How do you pick up older Spanish women?

Hola Seniority

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Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up