Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

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What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

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How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall. :D

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

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What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

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How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.