Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Doctors without boarders.
A milk tank!
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.
Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not
At Olive Garden the servers actually work.
Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.
A fedis.
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."
Pregnant
He didn't play well with udders.
He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.
because seven ate nine.
None, they go commando.
Because their knee grows.
a bell.
Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !
Head.
They are both empty from the neck up.
He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)
My ex-wife
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.
