Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Doctors without boarders.
Because its horn doesn't work.
I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
Because the stalks are all ears.
A: There is writing on the White-out.
A cow with no lips. ) ) )
Decalfinated.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."
Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !
She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.
The girl necks door.
not enough sand.
ginger
Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
Madame
