Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What do you call one-tenth of a bell?

A Decibell.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.