What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...