What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.