What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

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Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.