How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue