How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What language does a patio speak?

Porch-uguese