What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.