What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

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What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.