What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.