What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.