Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.