How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what