How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

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What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!