How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

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Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread