How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

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How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.