How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

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What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.