What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

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How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.