What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

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What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!