What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.