What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a asian and a black guy??

A math problem.

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.