Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Preposition Jokes More Preposition Jokes

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.