Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.