What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Introduce Jokes More Introduce Jokes

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why was the cemetery plot salesman upset?

Business was dead.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Greg Jokes More Greg Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.