Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

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How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation?

Inequalities

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.