Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

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How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.