Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

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What do you call a boring Muslim?

Abdull.

What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

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Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.