What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)