What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

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What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything?

9/12

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What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong