What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.