U.S. State Jokes

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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What U.S. State has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Minnesota Jokes More Minnesota Jokes

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Hi Jokes More Hi Jokes

Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi, Cliff "

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

What do you call a boring Muslim?

Abdull.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

Small Soft Drink Jokes More Small Soft Drink Jokes

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Small Soda Jokes More Small Soda Jokes

What U.S. State has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda

Which state has the smallest sodas?

Minesoda

Minisoda Jokes More Minisoda Jokes

Which US state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

What U.S. State has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda